My Story

Help Me Escape the Clink for Salisbury Hospice! 🕵️‍♂️🚨
I have been arrested (yes, really! sort of) and thrown into Salisbury Jail & Bail for crimes I may or may not have committed - like relentless positivity, terrible office banter, or strategic overthinking. The charges are fictitious, but the fundraising is very real!

To earn my freedom, I need to raise £999 bail - and that is where you come in.

It is all in aid of Salisbury Hospice Charity, which provides vital care and support for local people with life-limiting conditions. Every pound you donate helps fund their compassionate work and brings me one step closer to busting out of the slammer!

So please donate now, share the page, and help me swap prison stripes for freedom (and maybe cake).

📅 I will be serving time on Friday 12th June. Help me make a difference for Salisbury Hospice.
Thank you for supporting me and for giving generously to this amazing cause!